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Seriously, i'm curious how they'd react...
- Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
- Me: I was sitting the whole night crying, shaking and i slicing my arms open. I thought about suicide and made already plans. Sorry, i hadn't enough time for homework. I was busy not killing myself.
- Teacher: ..
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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
